How DDR Will Destroy Western Civilization

`pr0digy · Trick Member Joined: 31 Mar 2003 Location: ogmios.ath.cx

You guys read this ? Pretty funny shit

http://www.geocities.com/enematic5000/ddr.html
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Mark · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jun 2002 Location: San Diego, CA

It's kinda funny...I guess.

Daniel · Trick Member Joined: 29 Aug 2002 Location: Sonoma, CA

There is no way I am reading a joke that long. Could somebody summarize it please?

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MR. Ziggy · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2003 Location: You tell me

That's funny!

XP ROTFLMFAO!
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Paix · Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 6:13 pm Post subject:

Interesting logic...

I'm strangely insulted...

Project: J-ko · Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 6:58 pm Post subject:

Heh...if I didn't see elements of past "DDR Spoof" articles from a handful of other websites all interwoven into this one, I might be all ROFLMAOHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11111 too.

So in conclusion.....BA KKWO!!!
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Setzer · Posted: Mon May 12, 2003 7:18 pm Post subject:

i think someone is resentful because they failed a light song while a 7 year old whomped their buttocks on csfil
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{SFSA} RAHK · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Albany,Ny

haha, that was interesting.

I read every word. it was ok. lol, but not all ddr players are nerds.
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{SFSA} RAHK · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Albany,Ny

haha, that was interesting.

I read every word. it was ok. lol, but not all ddr players are nerds.
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PMG · Maniac Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Riverside, CA

Destroy western civilization, we're gonna destroy ourselves anyways.
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Celcius · Trick Member Joined: 08 Jul 2002 Location: UP CYLICONS ASS

I'm a nerd and I own you.

DDR NINJAS!

Basically, it's saying that DDR makes nerdy people strong, so we can use our DDR NINJA powers to destory jocks. Shortly thereafter, we will conquer the media and become DDR NINJA popstars, making normal people hate the media, and sending jocks into poverty. Shortly after, the economy will fall apart, making the DDR NINJAS overlords, ruling over America/Canada/whereeveritisyoulive with an iron fist... DDR NINJA[/img]
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Dead-Meat · Trick Member Joined: 21 Feb 2003

(Edited by DDR Freak: Trolling posts removed)
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i need somebody that plays ddr who is a "gurl" to poopy on my face plz

Pinoymania IIDX · Trick Member Joined: 13 Aug 2002 Location: Simi Valley, CA

it started off really funny but it cut off very flat. i think that the way he overexaggerated everything (kinda like www.realultimatepower.net) made it incredibly hilarious. i mean, ddr ninjas? in some special cases (i know of three) i can see that happening, but those are incredibly unique cases and the prospect of an entire nation of white pasty nerds turning into The Desire of the Fallen and Bijan is humorous. but i mean, come on. we're training dancing j-pop loving terrorists here. a grain of truth, but i think the author needs to ignore his inhibitions and let loose with every thing that comes to his little head.

gs68 · Trick Member Joined: 06 Apr 2002 Location: on a plane

This article makes no sense.

Gyan of Hell · Trick Member Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Location: Side 3

Blah. I can't take the horrific spelling.

I wanna be a DDR Ninja...

My theme could be "A"
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Ciaratha · Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 6:25 am Post subject:

DDR Ninjas!

I got some chuckles from it. The nerds shall rise up and take over society.
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